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F.A.Q.
DISCLAIMER:
The cryptocurrency that exists for one reason: get money.
$GM makes no guarantees of profitability, emotional stability, or coherent roadmap strategy.
Either way, your mother was right: don’t invest money you can’t afford to watch.
The opposite of passive income is no income.
WTF IS GM?
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Core Objective? Price appreciation via meme-driven demand loops.
Governance Model? Market orders; democracy of bids.
Roadmap? North-east on a candlestick.
Utility? Getting paid is useful.
Risk? Yes, like not owning any.
Side effects include numbers go up, a dopamine surge, and sudden wealth syndrome. Consult nobody.
F.A.Q.
QUANTUM CASH DYNAMICS
GM_(GET_MONEY)_2025_ALL_RIGHTS_REVERSED
The coin that remembers why markets exist.
Markets aren’t your therapist, your charity, or your startup pitch deck.
They’re glorified conveyor belts that move money from Point A to “More of It”.
$GM speaks clearly and keeps the belt running toward the only stop that matters: Point B.
HOW TO GET MONEY?
Step 1: Open eyes.
Step 2 Swap for $GM.
Profit is the only coffee we serve.
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